Me and God - Random stories.

One day... Back in vietnaam, me and God was just chilling next to a waterfall together,
smoking a joint and all that...
and this little worm came up and was like, what you doing?
And we was just like, nothing.. just chilling, how about you?
He was like, well, i don't acctually know because i've got like 2 heads and no eyes or anything.
And we just laughed for ages.

Well me and God again, this time was mexico, next to a waterfall,
smoking a spliff, just bantering idley when this
massive fucking mexican wrestler comes along and was like...
"You're at MY waterfall"....
And god was just like "What the fuck son, you know who i am? I'm GOD!
I made this waterfall, so it's mine.. got that?" And the wrestler was like...
"Oh shit, sorry man, didn't know it was you, have some of my weed"
So we smoked weed with the wrestler and we just laughed for ages.

One day in new jersey, me and God was chilling next a waterfall smoking
a blunt and god was just like, "It's quiet today" and i was just like,
"Yeah it is...." And we laughed for ages!

On day in Israel, me and God was just chilling next to a waterfall, smoking a
joint and talking about life when a bat flew straight past our faces and we was just
like..."Wtf!" And it landed in a tree and we stared at it for a while and then a
big eagle came and ate it and landed next to us... and we laughed for ages.

One day in China, me and God was just chilling next to a waterfall, smoking a doob and
listening to some tunes when God took this machine thing out of his pocket and was like..
"You see this machine, if you push that button on it, it will turn into a ball of wool",
so i went and pushed the button but nothing happened, so i pushed it again and still..
nothing happened, so i looked over to God and instead of the machine changing into a
ball of wool, it was God who changed into a ball of wool.. and we just laughed for ages.